You people worry too much about zombies

It's the marauding robots that are going to kill you, you know. Yes, Virginia, your Roomba is plotting against you.

Don't touch that dial

After an unfortunate accident, I had to re-label my latest giant robot (he hates being called the Maraud-o-matic but I think it's growing on him. Kids! What are you going to do?) Igor chose the wrong setting and all hell broke loose!

This is why OSHA demands clear labels on machinery in the workplace. And a big red STOP button. Must remember to install one of those...

Goddam LOLcats. (shudder)